Short sms - One Liner Sms

One Liner Sms

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter

What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
Ice.

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

Life is lik a piano. whit keys represent hapines, black keys 4 sorow bt only whn u go through da whit & black keys u hear da MUSIC of LIFE

Born Free........Taxed to Death.

When you love someone,it's nothing.When someone loves you,it's somthing.When u luv someone & they luv you back,it's everything

Justice: A decision in your favor

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Never miss a good chance to shut up

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTH MAKING. . .!